I like how everyone who has reblogged this fic is crying about it in the tags like I am intentionally trying to inflict emotional pain on them, even though when I wrote it I was sincerely trying to fix all our completely devastating headcanons.

Whoops.



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marblechemist:

labyrinth-of-lucifer:

I really fucking hate it when guys act like marriage is literally the end of their lives like if it’s so fucking bad, and you hate it so much, don’t get fucking married and put your spouse through hell because you’re shit. If you feel trapped you’re doing it wrong.

Filed under: Sitcom Tropes That Need to Go Away Forever



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teacupnosaucer:

neptunain:

heteronormativity for dummies or, “why homophobes aren’t the only problem”

You will not believe the shit I get for correcting people when they talk about my daughter like this. Just stop fucking assigning sexualities to babies jfc straight people



geekearth:

We All Have Those Seasons - Nebezial



biophosphoradelecrystalluminesce:

sure everyone says theyre excited about ‘spirit week’ but the minute i awaken a few ancient spirits and raise the dead suddenly im a ‘witch’ and ‘ruining homecoming’



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15 minutes ago on 10/21/2014

via: hufflepunked
origin: ethiopienne
ethiopienne:

i kinda love this tho?

ethiopienne:

i kinda love this tho?



into-the-weeds:

mychemicalbooks:

sugarquillsandfizzingwhizbees:

My mum didn’t know it was a TV show and she freaked out when she saw me googling ‘How To Get Away With Murder’

Long story short, she called the whole family round and gave us the standard ‘murder will not be tolerated in this family’ lecture

I WILL REBLOG THIS UNTIL I DIE

"Standard"



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17 minutes ago on 10/21/2014

via: into-the-weeds
origin: tielan

tamorapierce:

tielan:

[] It should be a truth universally acknowledged
That a heroine in a major cinematic franchise
must be in want of her own damn movie.

~ Me: “Come on, Marvel, don’t be such weenies.” ~

"Weenies" is not the word I would use.



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19 minutes ago on 10/21/2014

via: hermanncrab
origin: 5000letters

5000letters:

but it really is so important to find people who don’t lose patience with you or get angry if you’re being irrational or insecure or downright ridiculous, it is so so necessary to be treated with gentleness from loved ones and not to be made to feel like you’re irritating or a burden



jib-janeen:

hey i’m getting close to my next hundred?? promo me, scientist and actual jupiter spy max jib-janeen, maybe???